| Cerie: | She changed her status from 'Working On It' to 'Weirdsies.' |
| Jack: | O-M-F-G. |
"Nope! Do not put a hyphen in YouFace. There are definitely faces here, but they are not being treated with respect."
— Liz, 30 Rock.
Liz: (takes Floyd’s phone and texts Jack as Floyd) “Jack, I have taken a sleeping pill…”
Floyd: Mmhmm.
Liz: “…because I have a big lawyer meeting…”
Floyd: That’s what we call them.
Liz: “…in the morning. Floyd.”
"What is your contingency plan for a crapstorm of this magnitude?"
— Jack, 30 Rock.
| Liz: | Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it? |
| Pete: | James Blunt. |
| Liz: | Ugh. |
Jack: The guy who came up with this thing for Arsenio Hall wants to create a signature arm gesture for our talk show. I was thinking something like this…
- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers
"I thought having a family was going to be like the Cosby Show. Oh no, Vanessa went to a concert! Oh no, Rudy and I are making a sandwich for twenty-five minutes!"
— Tracy, 30 Rock.
Kenneth: Ms. Lemon! As I’m sure you know, it is Green Week! And NBC—
Liz: Oh brother, are they actually going to do something this year or are they just gonna put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?
*Kenneth looks at NBC logo in the corner of the screen*
