Feb. 3, 2012 at 12:43pm with 12 notes
I think Cashmere - who I’ve had since I was eight - likes Brian more than he likes me. He sleeps next to me, but when the alarm goes off in the morning, he wakes up and eats breakfast in the kitchen while Brian cooks his oatmeal. And when Brian works from home, Cashmere sleeps in his cat bed which sits on Brian’s desk. And just a few minutes ago, when Brian broke from work to make himself a sandwich for lunch, Cashmere trotted into the kitchen - right behind Brian - and ate his own lunch.  It’s totally fine and I’m not jealous and it’s not like I bought him that cat bed when I was ten, or something, and kept it in the corner of every bedroom I’ve ever had even though Cashmere never, ever, ever slept in it Whatever, cat.

I think Cashmere - who I’ve had since I was eight - likes Brian more than he likes me.

He sleeps next to me, but when the alarm goes off in the morning, he wakes up and eats breakfast in the kitchen while Brian cooks his oatmeal. And when Brian works from home, Cashmere sleeps in his cat bed which sits on Brian’s desk. And just a few minutes ago, when Brian broke from work to make himself a sandwich for lunch, Cashmere trotted into the kitchen - right behind Brian - and ate his own lunch. 

It’s totally fine and I’m not jealous and it’s not like I bought him that cat bed when I was ten, or something, and kept it in the corner of every bedroom I’ve ever had even though Cashmere never, ever, ever slept in it

Whatever, cat.

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